March 2012
28 posts
Ellen Degeneres for President.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
February 2012
41 posts
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
When you see yourself in the mirror →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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